You know what is my favourite??
When you text someone a long story and you get a reply back that doesn’t even make sense to what you just spent 5 precious minuets of your life typing out… and you can tell that they didn’t even bother reading it
did you even bother reading it?
sorry that wasn’t worth your time to read and comprehend and have a conversation with me
example: rant about a crazy customer
response: “thats weird”
…..
fuck off






