insertunnecessarygeekiness:

yesterday no one was answering a question correctly in class and my teacher became so incredibly depressed at our lack of potential that he just

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right out the window

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memewhore:

toddkraine:

viviannbonnie:

this never gets old

Universite

^ Yes that’s the giveaway. Totally fake.

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ridge:

how does one’s eyebrows and eyeliner slay so hard

AT THE SAME TIME

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whitewhine:

But…but I’m a rich. Where is my free car?
Like the site? You’ll love the book (probably)

whitewhine:

But…but I’m a rich. Where is my free car?

Like the site? You’ll love the book (probably)

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animalstalkinginallcaps:

THANKS SO MUCH, AND SORRY. I’D LOOK MYSELF BUT MY DEPTH PERCEPTION IS WAY OFF. I’M ALMOST TOTALLY BLIND WITHOUT THEM. 

It’s no problem. I’m happy to help.

UGH. I’M GOING TO NEED A GALLON OF SOLUTION TO CLEAN IT. THIS WHOLE PLACE IS SAND CENTRAL. I DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW IT CAME OUT. WE WERE TALKING ABOUT GARY AND I BLINKED AND BAM! IT JUST JUMPED RIGHT OUT OF MY EYE.

Happens to me all the time. That’s why I always carry my glasses. So, are you two going to break up?

I DON’T KNOW. HE’S SMART BUT HE’S INTENSE, YOU KNOW? A FREE-THINKER. HE’S GOT ALL THESE WEIRD IDEAS. WANTS TO HAVE SOME CRAZY ‘NUCLEAR FAMILY’. I JUST DON’T THINK I’M INTO THAT, THOUGH. I’M OLD FASHIONED. TOTAL COLONY GIRL.

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heyfunniest:

Celebs with Voldemort’s nose. [x]

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